Unfortunately, 2012 was a banner year for mass murder in ‘Merica. Between the Batman and Sandy Hook killers, we’ve had an overabundance of senseless violence. Killing isn’t even a blip on the media’s radar unless there’s a double digit body count. Like clockwork, the liberal pussies and right-wing ‘Mericans simultaneously call for the elimination/proliferation of guns, leaving the rest of us wondering: what about the fucking tards?
The anti-gun crowd is dumb as fucking dog shit. What if we could go back in time and un-invent modern weaponry? Imagine a world without guns. John Lennon’s corpse just ejaculated on itself. No one in ‘Merica has a gun, no one in ‘Merica can kill a shitfuckton of people really goddamn quick. (Except Timothy McVeigh, or any other mass murdering tard with advanced knowledge of the explosive properties of fertilizer.) But you know what this would take? A FUCKING TIME MACHINE. Now, if I have a Delorean with a Flux-Capacitor I’m taking Grays Sports Almanac back to 1955 and dong slaying hookerskanks on piles of cash. Fuck your gun problems.