It’s edgy to hate cops. I don’t. Because I don’t break fucking laws. That’s a lie. Public intoxication is the shit.
Realistically, I don’t hate cops because I’m not a teenager or minority. As a white male, I gotta get caught red-handed killing or raping for the police to give two fucks. Meanwhile, a brother can get stopped just for driving through the
wrong right neighborhood. Cops in every galaxy are dicks. Not my problem.
I have no problem with cops. Unless they’re fat cops. Strap a badge on a foodblister and he’ll merely protect and serve by grossing me the fuck out.
Look at this useless weeble wobble:
What if this fucking elephant gets in a shoot out? Who the fuck is gonna miss him? He’s only useful in situations where the criminals are also morbidly bloated slobs. Or in wheelchairs. Or both.