I get nostalgic sometimes. Like everytime I flip through the channels on my retard aquarium and see fat people working out or tards singing. I remember a time when reality TV was pretty much nonexistent and music didn’t all suck taint. The motherfucking 1990’s.
The ’90s were sweet as fuck. Yeah, there was a lot of lame shit, but there was mostly awesome shit. Napster. Gangsta Rap. The OJ chase. Michael Jordan. A balanced federal budget. Clinton getting BJ’s.
But nothing was bigger than AIDS.
AIDS was on top of the world. It had benefit concerts, red carpet premiers with A-list celebrities, music videos, hell it even had cameos on campy sitcoms.
AIDS was a superstar in Hollywood. In 1993, it won the Oscar for best actor for fucking ravaging Tom Hanks in Philadelphia. Hanks, one of the greatest actors of our time, was so commited to the role he literally got AIDS in his butt to be more convincing in that role. Tom Hanks is resilient, so just like Magic Johnson he outlived the disease.